Q: Would you answer to Samantha?
A: Yes, but it makes me feel like I’m in middle school getting in trouble. So my heart might race for a few seconds.

Q: What’s your stance on the Oxford comma?
A: Next question.

Q: Can I book you for reality TV commentary?
A: Absolutely. Let’s discuss rates.

Q: What happens if I stop in the middle of a NYC sidewalk?
A: Please don’t.

Q: What job would you have if you weren’t a copywriter?
A: Reality TV Strategist.

Q: Why bookmarks?
A: Because dog-earing pages is a crime.

Q: What’s the fastest way to tell someone’s not from New York?
A: They say “I love Times Square” unironically.

Q: Would you rather be in a zombie apocalypse or stranded on a deserted island?
A: Neither, but I’ve thought about this way too much.

Q: Is there such a thing as too much cream cheese?
A: Never, I like my cream cheese with a side of bagel.

Q: What’s the correct way to eat pizza in NYC?
A: Fold it. If you use a fork and knife, we can’t be friends.

Q: If I say “deadass,” what’s the correct response?
A: "Word."

Q: What’s your biggest red flag?
A: I think reality tv is anthropology.

Q: Would you rather be known for your ads or for a viral reality TV moment?
A: Why not both?

Q: Who is your celebrity crush?
A: Drew Starkey.

Q: What is your current life mantra?
A: There’s worse things in life to do than jaywalking.